When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!