A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Blonde cop pulls over blonde motorist.
Cop asks the motorist to see her license so the blonde searches in her purse & tells the blonde cop that she must have forgot it at home.
The blonde cop asks the blonde motorist does she have any other type of identification so she searches in her purse again, looks at a pocket mirror & says, "I have a picture of myself."
The cop asks to see it so the blonde motorist hands over the pocket mirror.
The blonde cop looks at it & says, "Well if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over."
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.