A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Vote:
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Vote:
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Vote:
Joke has 52.95 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
Vote: