What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Blonde cop pulls over blonde motorist.
Cop asks the motorist to see her license so the blonde searches in her purse & tells the blonde cop that she must have forgot it at home.
The blonde cop asks the blonde motorist does she have any other type of identification so she searches in her purse again, looks at a pocket mirror & says, "I have a picture of myself."
The cop asks to see it so the blonde motorist hands over the pocket mirror.
The blonde cop looks at it & says, "Well if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over."
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Marriage is not a lottery – you get a chance in a lottery.