What's grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall. What's grosser than that? When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Why can't cinderella get in the basketball team? Because she keeps running away from the ball.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
He’s donating his body to science. And he’s preserving it in alcohol until they can use it.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.