Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
The tiger lily.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No fee–If No Recovery!
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.