Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?
simple
it is just a formality like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!!
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?
A: The 19th hole.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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‘I believe that sex between two people is a beautiful experience.
Between five it’s fantastic!’
Woody Allen
Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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I fell in love with my wife at second sight.
The first time I didn’t know she had money.
Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?"
After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor".
The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair".
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news".
The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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I met a sista once who told me she could tell how good a brotha is in bed simply by the way he opens the door to his apartment.
So, I asked her how.
She said if that brotha fumbles with the keys, that means he doesn't know what he's doing.
If he opens the door too quick, means he's too fast and he's a total waste of time.
But if that brotha opens the door with a smooth, controlled movement, that means he's real good in bed.
Then she asked me how I open the door to my apartment.
I told her, "Honey, I lick the lock first."