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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee–If No Recovery!
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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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