Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun's boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, "Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?" The man said "No, I'm looking at the 2 thieves beside him."
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"