Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
Vote:
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No fee–If No Recovery!
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle battle.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
A charmer farmer.
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
A tail pail.
What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare.