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They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: "The salt was low." "Pick up bread. We be back." Grease all over my stove they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.
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Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
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How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
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An old woman goes to the doctor's office. The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests." The woman says, "Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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How is parsley like pubic hair? You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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