The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with
pictures of favorite lawyers on them.
The people that use them don’t know which side to spit on!
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy?
A Saddle Light Dish.
A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No fee–If No Recovery!
What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a couple of hours.
A young woman walks into a bank to withdraw some money.
‘Can you identify yourself?’ asked the bank clerk.
The young woman opens her handbag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says, ‘Yes, it’s me all right.’
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
How does herpes leave the hospital?
On crotches.
Vote:
What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit.