Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while."
The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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