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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
I'm tired 8 days a week.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
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has 52.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk." Friend 2: "What? White?" Friend 1: "No, expired."
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has 52.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
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