Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Silence is golden.
Unless you have an infant.
Then its probably blue.
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Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk."
Friend 2: "What? White?"
Friend 1: "No, expired."
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