You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice?
Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days.
Q: How are blondes like postage stamps?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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All employees are encouraged to stay with relatives and friends while on business travel.
If weather permits, public areas such as parks should be used as temporary lodging sites.
Bus terminals, train stations, and office lobbies may provide shelter in periods of inclement weather.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.