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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No fee–If No Recovery!
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle battle.