Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Do you know the joke of "no me neither"? No. Me neither.
One day, a guy walks out from a shop to see someone PISSING on his Ferrari. "Hey," says the man. "Why are you pissing on my Ferrari?" "Because I feel like it." "Tell you what -- I won't report you to the police if you can keep up with my Ferrari." "Whatever." So the guy gets in his car and drives off, going faster and faster, until he's hit 100 miles per hour. Amazingly, the guy is still keeping up. "I'm amazed," says the driver. "How are you keeping up?" "It's easy," says the running man, "when your d**k is stuck in the door."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!