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The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with pictures of favorite lawyers on them. The people that use them don’t know which side to spit on!
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What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
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Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee–If No Recovery!
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What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a couple of hours.
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A young woman walks into a bank to withdraw some money. ‘Can you identify yourself?’ asked the bank clerk. The young woman opens her handbag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says, ‘Yes, it’s me all right.’
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
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