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A compass „Drinker": loose your limbs, find your North, let us dance!
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A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender. "One ruble!" the customer protests, "last week it was only fifty kopeks!" "Well," replies the bartender, "it's fifty kopeks for the beer and fifty kopecs for the perestroika." Reluctantly, the customer gives the bartender a ruble, and is surprised when the bartender gives him back fifty kopecs and says, "We are out of beer."
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Q: What do you call a women who does as much work as a man? A: A lazy b*tch.
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I have got a new dog. We have trained together for two months and imagine, after these two months I was able to reach him my paw and managed even barking around on command. My dog can be proud of myself.
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Q: What fragrance makes you laugh? A: Essense of humor.
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Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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