Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?
Tagliateddy.
There appeared suddenly a crowd of many people in the street, because they caught a thief, who has stolen 500 euros from the grocery.
They wanted to beat him up, but Johny stayed still and told the people:
"who is without guilt, may throw a stone at this thief!"
Nobody wanted to throw a stone at this thief, becuase nobody was without guilt.
Suddenly one stone has hit this thief directly into his forehead and he has fallen down to the ground.
Johny asked: "who was it? Who was it?"
The Heaven has opened and the oldest archangel has s aid: "it was me!"
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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