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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.
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Q: What fragrance makes you laugh? A: Essense of humor.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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