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A man has visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: "you will be not rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on two seats."
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Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
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Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
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Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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