Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!
What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
A clotheshorse.
How do barmen surf the web?
On the Gin-ternet.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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There's a new pain reliever for wives that relieves the headache caused by a husband who never remembers your anniversary.
It's called "Jackasspirin."
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