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Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
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A: Essense of humor.
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.
The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions.
"Was he tall or was he short?"
The businessman replies, "Both!"
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