Q: How do you eat a frog?
A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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Q: What fragrance makes you laugh?
A: Essense of humor.
A compass „Drinker": loose your limbs, find your North, let us dance!
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".