The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?
Tagliateddy.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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