You are so old, you fart dust.
Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ?
A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road?
A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
Q: What goes "oom... oom"?
A: A cow walking backward!
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Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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