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Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
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What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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