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Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-long carrot. She says, "This one reminds me of my husband." The second woman says, "Your husband's is that long?" "No that dirty."
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Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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A compass „Drinker": loose your limbs, find your North, let us dance!
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
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No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
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Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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