Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ?
A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road?
A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
Q: What goes "oom... oom"?
A: A cow walking backward!
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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