What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass class.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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