Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
You come in one and you go in the other!
Why did the blond speed on the highway?
Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
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