Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies.