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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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has 49.55 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
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has 49.55 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: political, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can watch music.
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