Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?"
Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine."
Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this."
Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school?
I'll see you next period.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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What does an annoying pepper do?
It get's jalapeño face
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
You come in one and you go in the other!
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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