Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school?
I'll see you next period.
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Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
You come in one and you go in the other!
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Why did the blond speed on the highway?
Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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