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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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