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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert. A genie appears and gives each of them one wish. The redhead says " I wish I could fly" and flys away. The brunette says "I wish I was home" and teleports home. The blonde steps up, sighs, and says " I wish my friends were back.
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You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
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Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
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Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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The teacher asks a student "If you have $5 and billy takes $3, how much do you have left?" The student replies "Not enough for fucking lunch and billy ain't gonna have no got damn teeth left stealing my 3 dollars."
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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