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Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, health, memory, old people
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, school
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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has 49.55 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
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has 49.55 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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