Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
You come in one and you go in the other!
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Why did the blond speed on the highway?
Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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