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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 49.32 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, beauty, business
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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