Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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What does an annoying pepper do?
It get's jalapeño face
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
You come in one and you go in the other!
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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