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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well! Oh very well , now about your hearing...
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What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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If I had my whole life to live over again, I don’t think I’d have the strength.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.
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Why does ET have such big eyes? He saw the phone bill.
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