The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream!
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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What does an annoying pepper do?
It get's jalapeño face
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?"
Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine."
Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this."
Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."