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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 49.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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has 49.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, stupid
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
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has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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has 49.38 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: democrat, genie, political, republican, stupid
Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.." Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
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has 49.37 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, love
Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
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