Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.." Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.