Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
He still lacked common and horse!
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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What does an annoying pepper do?
It get's jalapeño face
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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