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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.
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Why does ET have such big eyes? He saw the phone bill.
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What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.
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A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem."
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Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
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Q: What do u call a police officer that works in bed? A: A undercover cop.
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This guy walks into a bar with this really great shirt on. The bartender goes, "Where'd you get the great shirt mate?" The man replies, "David Jones." This 2nd guy walks into the bar with really good pants on and the bartender goes "Where'd you get the great pants mate?" The man replies, " David Jones." This 3rd guy walks into the bar with really great shoes and sock on. The bartender goes, "Where'd you get the great shoes and socks mate?" The man replies, "David Jones." Then this 4th guy runs in naked and the bartender goes, "Look Who the hell are you mate?" And the naked guy says, "I'm David Jones!"
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This french guy he wants to learn English. So one day he goes to an airport to learn "take off". Then he goes to the zoo to learn "zebra". Then he goes to the hospital "baby" So one day he walks up too a hot girl on a beach in a bikini and he said "Take off zebra baby" (take off the bra baby).
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