Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her. 
A guy walks into a store.
He goes up to the clerk and holds up his hand.
In his hand he's holding a big pile of crap.
He looks at the clerk with the biggest expression of relief and says, "Whew, that was close. Look what I almost stepped in."
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.