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They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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He was a very keen lawyer, he even named his daughter ‘Sue’.
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Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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Something Special For His Birthday It was Jim's birthday, and he was considered to be an "old man" by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim's friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker. The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked on the door. When Jim answered, she said "Hi I'm your birthday present!" Startled, he asked "What am I supposed to do with you?" "I'm yours for super sex," she answers. So Jim replied "Well, I'm 75 years old so I'll have the soup."
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