The best Chuck Norris jokes

Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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