Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.