The best Chuck Norris jokes

Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Vote:
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Vote:
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Vote:
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Vote:
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Vote:
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Vote:
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Vote:
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Vote:
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Vote:
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Vote:
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
<<<103104105106
More jokes →
Page 103 of 249.