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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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