The best Chuck Norris jokes

Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Vote:
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Vote:
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Vote:
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
Vote:
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
Vote:
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Vote:
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Vote:
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Vote:
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Vote:
has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dating, weather
<<<103104105106
More jokes →
Page 103 of 247.