The best Chuck Norris jokes

In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
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