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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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