Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.