The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
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