AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.