The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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