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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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