The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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