Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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