Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.