The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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