Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.