ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.