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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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