The best Chuck Norris jokes

Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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