If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.