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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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