They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.