Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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