Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.