The best Chuck Norris jokes

Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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