Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.