The best Chuck Norris jokes

Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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