The best Chuck Norris jokes

Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, time, travel
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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has 62.46 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, Santa
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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