Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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