The best Chuck Norris jokes

ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, tax, work
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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has 54.10 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 54.09 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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has 54.09 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, pirate
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
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