The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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