Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.