The best Chuck Norris jokes

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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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