The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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