The best Chuck Norris jokes

The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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