The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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