The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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