Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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