Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.