The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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