Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one