Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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