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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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