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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
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