Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.