Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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