Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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