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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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