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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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