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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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