Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.