The best Chuck Norris jokes

The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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