Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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