Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.