One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.