The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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