He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.