The best Chuck Norris jokes

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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