Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.