The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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