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You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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