Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.