Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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