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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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