When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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