Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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