The best Chuck Norris jokes

No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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