Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.