Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.