The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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has 51.24 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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has 51.24 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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has 51.18 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
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