Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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