Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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