Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.