Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.