Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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