Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.