Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.