The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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