No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.