When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.