The best Chuck Norris jokes

Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death, travel, winter
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, nerd, science
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
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