The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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