The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 51.30 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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has 51.24 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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has 51.24 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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