The best Chuck Norris jokes

Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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