You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth