When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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