The best Chuck Norris jokes

Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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