Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.