The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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