The best Chuck Norris jokes

Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, fat
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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has 50.69 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, technology, time
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 50.65 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
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