Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.