The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
<<<104105106107
More jokes →
Page 104 of 250.