The best Chuck Norris jokes

When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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