The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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