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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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