When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.