Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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