The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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