When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.