Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.