Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.