Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.