There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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