When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.