They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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