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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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