Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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