Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.