The best Chuck Norris jokes

All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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