The best Chuck Norris jokes

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, Chuck Norris, time
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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has 66.90 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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