The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, fat
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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has 53.55 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, phone
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, time
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