Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.