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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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