The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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