The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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