Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.