The best Chuck Norris jokes

When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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