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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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