When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.