Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.