Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.