The best Chuck Norris jokes

A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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