The best Chuck Norris jokes

Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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