The best Chuck Norris jokes

There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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