The best Chuck Norris jokes

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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