Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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