The best Chuck Norris jokes

Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: April fools, Chuck Norris
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
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