The best Chuck Norris jokes

One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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