Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."