The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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