Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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