The best Chuck Norris jokes

Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, friendship
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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