Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.