Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1