The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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has 51.12 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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has 51.00 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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has 50.99 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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has 50.98 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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