Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.