Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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