Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.