Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.