The best Chuck Norris jokes

Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, old people
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 54.18 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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