Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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