Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.