The best Chuck Norris jokes

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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