Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.