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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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