Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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