The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death, travel, winter
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, nerd, science
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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