Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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