The best Chuck Norris jokes

Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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