Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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