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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
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