The best Chuck Norris jokes

Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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