Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.