Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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