Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.