If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.