Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.