Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.