The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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