Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.