Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.