The best Chuck Norris jokes

Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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