Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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