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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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