The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 50.50 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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has 50.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
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