The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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