Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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