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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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