The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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