The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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