The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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