Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.