The best Chuck Norris jokes

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 54.51 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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has 54.33 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, football
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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