Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.