The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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