Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.