If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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