Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.