Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.