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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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