Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!