The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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