When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!