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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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