When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.