The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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