Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.