Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.