The best Chuck Norris jokes

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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has 47.14 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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