The best Chuck Norris jokes

Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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