The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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