Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.