Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.