Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.