Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.