The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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