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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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