The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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