Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.