Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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