Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.