Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris can break air.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.