Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.