Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...