The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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