Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.