The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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