Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.