The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.