The best Chuck Norris jokes

The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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