Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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