Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.