Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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