Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.