Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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