Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...