When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.