The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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