Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.