When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.