The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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