The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 47.06 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, holiday
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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has 46.90 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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