Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.