The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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