He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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