Chuck Norris can break air.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.