The best Chuck Norris jokes

Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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