Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.