When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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