The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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