Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.