When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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