The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, holiday
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
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