Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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