The best Chuck Norris jokes

Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, sport
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
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