It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.