In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.