The best Chuck Norris jokes

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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