The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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