Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.