Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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