Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.