Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.