Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.