Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.