If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.