The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, priest, religious
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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