The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
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