Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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