Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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