The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, priest, religious
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
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