The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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