Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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