Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.