When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.