The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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