Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.