Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.