The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, science
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
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