Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.