Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.