Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.