Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
He opens the door then turns the handle.