The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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