Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.