The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex, women
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