Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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