Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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