The best Chuck Norris jokes

Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 55.86 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex, women
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, mean, science
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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