Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.