Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.