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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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