The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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