The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, sport
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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