The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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