Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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