The best Chuck Norris jokes

What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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