Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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