Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring. His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.