If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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