Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.