When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.