Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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