Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.