The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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