If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.