The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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has 47.36 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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has 47.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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has 47.29 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 47.25 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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