When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.