The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Vote:
has 47.36 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
Vote:
has 47.29 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Vote:
has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Vote:
has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Vote:
has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Vote:
has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Vote:
has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<147148149150
More jokes →
Page 147 of 250.