The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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