Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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