Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.