The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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