Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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