The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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