The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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