When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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