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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
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