When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice