Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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