The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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