Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.