The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, science
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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