Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.