If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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