Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.