The best Chuck Norris jokes

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, holiday
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Vote:
has 47.19 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Vote:
has 47.14 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Vote:
has 47.14 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Vote:
has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Vote:
has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 47.02 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, holiday
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
Vote:
has 47.02 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
<<<149150151152
More jokes →
Page 149 of 250.