Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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