WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.