Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.