Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.