Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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