Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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