The best Chuck Norris jokes

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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