The best Chuck Norris jokes

Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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