Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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