People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.