Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.