Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.