Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.