The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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