Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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