Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.