The best Chuck Norris jokes

I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, light bulb
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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