The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, war
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death, health, life
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, sport
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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