The best Chuck Norris jokes

Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, hunting
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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has 51.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, sport
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
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