The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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has 51.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, sport
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