The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!