The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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