Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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