Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.