The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, money
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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