Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.