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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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