The best Chuck Norris jokes

People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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