The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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has 44.47 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 44.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
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