Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.