Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.