The best Chuck Norris jokes

Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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