The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.