The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death, health, life
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, sport
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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