Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.