The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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