The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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