Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.