Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris can mute silence.