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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
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