The best Chuck Norris jokes

The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, drug
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, technology
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