The best Chuck Norris jokes

Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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