The best Chuck Norris jokes

Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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