Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.