Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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