Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."