The best Chuck Norris jokes

Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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