The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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