The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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