The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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