Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe