The best Chuck Norris jokes

Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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