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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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