The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
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