Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.