This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.