Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.