Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.