Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.