Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.