The best Chuck Norris jokes

This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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