Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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