The best Chuck Norris jokes

Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, technology
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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