The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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