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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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