Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.