Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.