Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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