Chuck Norris froze hell.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.