The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris froze hell.

Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.

Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'

Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.

Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.

The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.

Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.

Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.

The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.

When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.