Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.