When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.