The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
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