When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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