Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.