In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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