Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.