The best Chuck Norris jokes

I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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