The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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