I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.