Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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