Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.