The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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