The best Chuck Norris jokes

Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Vote:
has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
Vote:
has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, technology
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
Vote:
has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
Vote:
has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Vote:
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Vote:
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Vote:
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Vote:
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Vote:
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
<<<196197198199
More jokes →
Page 196 of 250.