You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.