The best Chuck Norris jokes

30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring. His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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