What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.