Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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