The best Chuck Norris jokes

You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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