Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.