The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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