Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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