Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.