The best Chuck Norris jokes

What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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