The best Chuck Norris jokes

The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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