Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.