Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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