The best Chuck Norris jokes

Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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