Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!