The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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