Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.