Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.