The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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