Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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