30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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