The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.