The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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