Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.