When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.