My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.