The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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