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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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