Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...