The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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