The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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