Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.