When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.