My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.