The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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