Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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