The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, holiday
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
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