Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.