The best Chuck Norris jokes

Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, life
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 39.40 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
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