The best Chuck Norris jokes

My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, internet, IT
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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