Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.