Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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