Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.