UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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