Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!