Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.