My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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