The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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