Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.