Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.