The best Chuck Norris jokes

Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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