The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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has 75.48 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hospital
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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has 75.46 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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has 75.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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has 75.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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has 75.37 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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has 75.28 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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has 75.27 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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has 75.27 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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has 75.27 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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has 75.26 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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