The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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