The best Chuck Norris jokes

Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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has 72.04 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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has 71.87 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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has 71.87 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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has 71.78 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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has 71.74 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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has 71.70 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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has 71.70 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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has 71.69 % from 349 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, teacher
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