The best Chuck Norris jokes

A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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has 77.03 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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has 76.99 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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has 76.96 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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has 76.93 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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