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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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