Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.