The best Chuck Norris jokes

Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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has 76.68 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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has 76.67 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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has 76.66 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, friendship
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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has 76.56 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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has 76.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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has 76.49 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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