The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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