The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Vote:
has 72.73 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, teacher
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Vote:
has 72.70 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Vote:
has 72.69 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Vote:
has 72.66 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Vote:
has 72.60 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Vote:
has 72.57 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Vote:
has 72.47 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Vote:
has 72.32 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
<<<25262728
More jokes →
Page 25 of 250.