The best Chuck Norris jokes

King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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has 72.26 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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has 72.26 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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has 72.16 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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has 72.16 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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has 72.07 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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has 71.80 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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has 71.74 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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has 71.70 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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has 71.67 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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