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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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