Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.