Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.