The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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has 77.45 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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has 77.40 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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has 77.36 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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has 77.19 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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has 77.19 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 77.19 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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has 77.19 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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has 77.11 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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has 77.08 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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has 77.06 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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