The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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