The best Chuck Norris jokes

King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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has 71.97 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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has 71.74 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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has 71.70 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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has 71.67 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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has 71.67 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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has 71.67 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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has 71.65 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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has 71.59 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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has 71.45 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
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