The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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has 70.24 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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has 70.24 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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has 70.23 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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has 70.23 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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has 70.21 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 70.21 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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has 70.20 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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has 70.15 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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has 69.91 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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has 69.90 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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