The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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has 77.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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has 77.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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has 77.19 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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has 77.19 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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has 77.18 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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has 77.13 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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has 77.08 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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has 77.06 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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has 77.06 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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has 77.05 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
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