Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.