Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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