The best Chuck Norris jokes

Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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