The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.