The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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has 72.93 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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has 72.92 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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has 72.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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has 72.89 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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has 72.83 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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has 72.76 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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has 72.69 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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has 72.66 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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has 72.60 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 72.57 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
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