James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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