Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.