The best Chuck Norris jokes

James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 70.45 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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has 70.44 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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has 70.42 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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has 70.40 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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has 70.36 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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has 70.20 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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has 70.20 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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has 70.15 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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has 70.13 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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has 70.11 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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