The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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