An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.