When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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