The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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has 72.96 % from 330 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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has 72.92 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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has 72.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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has 72.89 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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has 72.85 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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has 72.83 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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has 72.76 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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