All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.