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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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