Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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