The best Chuck Norris jokes

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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