The best Chuck Norris jokes

An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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