Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.