The best Chuck Norris jokes

The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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has 76.86 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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has 76.86 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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has 76.77 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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has 76.74 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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has 76.71 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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