The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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has 72.74 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 72.57 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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has 72.57 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 72.45 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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has 72.39 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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has 72.32 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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has 72.26 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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