Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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