Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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