The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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