Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.