The best Chuck Norris jokes

Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf, sport
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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has 72.04 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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has 72.01 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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has 71.87 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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has 71.87 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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has 71.74 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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has 71.74 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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has 71.74 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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