If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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