The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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has 77.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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has 77.05 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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has 77.05 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hospital
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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has 77.03 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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has 77.03 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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has 77.03 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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has 77.02 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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has 76.96 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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has 76.91 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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has 76.91 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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