The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.