The best Chuck Norris jokes

When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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has 75.99 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 75.93 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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has 75.90 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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has 75.74 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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has 75.73 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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has 75.73 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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has 75.70 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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has 75.63 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
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