The best Chuck Norris jokes

All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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