The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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has 72.45 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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has 72.45 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 72.45 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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has 72.26 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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has 72.16 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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has 72.07 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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has 72.01 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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