Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.