The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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has 71.07 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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has 71.06 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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has 71.06 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, war
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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has 71.05 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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has 70.72 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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has 70.69 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, friendship
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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