The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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