The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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has 70.71 % from 359 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, teacher
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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has 70.69 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, friendship
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 70.28 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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has 70.24 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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has 70.14 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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