The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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has 74.80 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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has 74.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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has 74.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 74.55 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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