The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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has 70.49 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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has 70.46 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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has 70.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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has 70.32 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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has 70.24 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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has 70.14 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 70.08 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
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