The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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