Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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