Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.