Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.