The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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has 77.02 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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has 76.99 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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has 76.99 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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has 76.96 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 76.96 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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has 76.95 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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has 76.93 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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has 76.91 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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has 76.91 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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has 76.91 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
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