If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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