Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.