Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.