The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.