Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.