When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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