Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.