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Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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