When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.