The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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has 76.80 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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has 76.79 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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has 76.75 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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has 76.68 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 76.67 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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has 76.67 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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has 76.67 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 76.67 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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has 76.63 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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has 76.59 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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