Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"