The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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