The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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has 76.24 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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has 76.19 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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has 76.19 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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has 76.09 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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