Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.