Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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