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People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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