The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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