Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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