Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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