Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.