Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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