The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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has 69.05 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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has 68.97 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, war
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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has 68.96 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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has 68.76 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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has 68.76 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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has 68.66 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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has 68.53 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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has 68.43 % from 356 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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has 68.41 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 68.39 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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