He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.