The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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