Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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