If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.