The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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has 71.45 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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has 71.41 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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has 71.36 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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has 71.34 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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has 71.34 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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has 71.19 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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has 71.06 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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has 71.00 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
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