The best Chuck Norris jokes

Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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has 76.83 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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has 76.83 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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has 76.80 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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has 76.77 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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has 76.77 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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has 76.77 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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has 76.74 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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