The best Chuck Norris jokes

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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