The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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has 76.46 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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has 76.44 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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has 76.44 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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has 76.43 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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has 76.38 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 76.31 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, technology
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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