The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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has 71.59 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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has 71.45 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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has 70.82 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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has 70.79 % from 360 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, teacher
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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has 70.74 % from 341 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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has 70.72 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, technology
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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has 70.62 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
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