The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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has 71.30 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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has 71.07 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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has 71.06 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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has 71.05 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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has 71.00 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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has 70.93 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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has 70.74 % from 341 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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has 70.71 % from 359 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, teacher
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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has 70.69 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, friendship
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 70.59 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
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