The best Chuck Norris jokes

The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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has 68.77 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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has 68.45 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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has 68.44 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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has 68.44 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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has 68.35 % from 355 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 68.23 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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has 68.19 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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has 68.14 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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has 68.05 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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