Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"