The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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