The best Chuck Norris jokes

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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has 75.17 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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has 75.16 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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has 75.16 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 75.08 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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has 75.05 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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has 74.96 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, war
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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has 74.89 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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has 74.80 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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