The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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