Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.