The best Chuck Norris jokes

Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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has 77.05 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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has 77.05 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 77.04 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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has 77.03 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 77.03 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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has 77.03 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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