Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.