The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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has 76.86 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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has 76.80 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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has 76.80 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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has 76.77 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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has 76.74 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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has 76.73 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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has 76.71 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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has 76.69 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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has 76.68 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
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