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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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