Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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