The best Chuck Norris jokes

Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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has 72.06 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, war
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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has 72.04 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, friendship
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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has 72.04 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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has 72.02 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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has 72.01 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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has 71.87 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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has 71.87 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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has 71.74 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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