He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.