The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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