Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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