The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.