Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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