The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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