The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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has 76.68 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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has 76.67 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 76.67 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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has 76.66 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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has 76.66 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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has 76.59 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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has 76.59 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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has 76.58 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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has 76.56 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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has 76.54 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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