Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
calls.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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