The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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