Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.