Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
calls.
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