When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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