Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.