Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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