Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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