Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.