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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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