Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.