Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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