The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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has 76.32 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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has 76.32 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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has 76.28 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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