The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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