Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".