Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.