The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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