The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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has 71.07 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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has 71.05 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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