The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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has 70.14 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 70.01 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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has 69.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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has 69.37 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 69.37 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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has 69.32 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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