The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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has 74.51 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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has 74.40 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, technology
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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has 74.13 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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has 74.08 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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has 74.08 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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has 74.08 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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has 74.03 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
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