Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.