The best Chuck Norris jokes

Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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