The best Chuck Norris jokes

Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 70.01 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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has 69.32 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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has 69.16 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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has 69.02 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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has 68.85 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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