When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.