Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.