The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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has 76.46 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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has 76.45 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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has 76.44 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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has 76.32 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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has 76.32 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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has 76.32 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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has 76.28 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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