Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.