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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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