The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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has 73.90 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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has 73.80 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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has 73.64 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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has 73.60 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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has 73.58 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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has 73.54 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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