The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, technology
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
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has 76.22 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 76.19 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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