The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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has 69.16 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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has 69.02 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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has 68.85 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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has 68.77 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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has 68.67 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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