When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.