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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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