Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.