The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 69.24 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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has 68.92 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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has 68.85 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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has 68.77 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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has 68.56 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, war
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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