Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...