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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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