The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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has 76.54 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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has 76.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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has 76.49 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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has 76.46 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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has 76.46 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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