The best Chuck Norris jokes

Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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has 68.93 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 68.86 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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has 68.85 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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has 68.77 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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