The best Chuck Norris jokes

Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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