The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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has 68.85 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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has 68.77 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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has 68.56 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, war
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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has 68.54 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 68.53 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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