Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.