The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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has 76.54 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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has 76.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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has 76.51 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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has 76.49 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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has 76.46 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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has 76.46 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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has 76.44 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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