Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.