The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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has 69.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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has 69.37 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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has 69.32 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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has 69.26 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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has 69.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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has 68.77 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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has 68.67 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
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