Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.