The best Chuck Norris jokes

You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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