The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.