Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.