The best Chuck Norris jokes

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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