The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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has 66.85 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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has 66.63 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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has 66.46 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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has 66.45 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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has 66.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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