The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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