The best Chuck Norris jokes

Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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has 63.63 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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