Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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