Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.