The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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