Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.