The best Chuck Norris jokes

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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has 76.05 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, war
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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has 75.97 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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has 75.97 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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