The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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has 64.26 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 63.96 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
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