The best Chuck Norris jokes

Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, life
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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has 75.97 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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has 75.92 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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