The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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has 76.24 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, friendship
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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has 76.19 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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