The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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has 75.97 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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has 75.97 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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