The best Chuck Norris jokes

Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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has 67.19 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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has 67.18 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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has 66.75 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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has 66.63 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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has 66.53 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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