Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.