The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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