Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"