The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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has 75.24 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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has 75.23 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 75.23 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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has 75.20 % from 317 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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has 75.20 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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