When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.