The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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has 67.76 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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has 67.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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has 67.18 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, money
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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has 66.78 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
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