Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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