Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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