The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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has 68.59 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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has 68.56 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, war
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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has 68.00 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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has 67.31 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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has 67.21 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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