The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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