The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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has 76.31 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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has 76.26 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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