The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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has 76.21 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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has 76.19 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf
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