Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.