The best Chuck Norris jokes

Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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has 68.54 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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has 68.49 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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has 68.13 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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has 68.01 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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has 68.00 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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