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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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