The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.