The best Chuck Norris jokes

When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 73.39 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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has 73.38 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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has 73.37 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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has 73.31 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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has 73.31 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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has 73.22 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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