Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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