If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".