The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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has 75.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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has 75.90 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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has 75.68 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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has 75.66 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 75.66 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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has 75.63 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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has 75.63 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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has 75.60 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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has 75.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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