Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
calls.
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