The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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has 64.74 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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has 64.35 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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has 63.81 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 63.67 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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has 63.65 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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