The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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