Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"