Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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