Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
calls.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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