Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.