Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.