Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.