Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.