The best Chuck Norris jokes

Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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