Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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