Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.