The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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