The best Chuck Norris jokes

Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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has 76.09 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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has 76.08 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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