The best Chuck Norris jokes

Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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has 76.28 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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