The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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