Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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