Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.