The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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has 68.54 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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has 68.13 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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has 68.00 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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has 67.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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