Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.