The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 68.45 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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has 68.02 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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has 68.00 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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has 67.31 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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has 67.21 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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has 67.19 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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has 67.10 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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