Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.