The best Chuck Norris jokes

King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
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has 75.90 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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has 75.85 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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has 75.83 % from 312 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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