Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.