Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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