Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.