The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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has 75.92 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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has 75.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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has 75.91 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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has 75.90 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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has 75.90 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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has 75.90 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
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