The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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