The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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has 75.73 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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has 75.69 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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has 75.66 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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has 75.65 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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