The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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has 72.46 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 72.22 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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has 72.21 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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has 72.16 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
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