Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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