Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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