The best Chuck Norris jokes

When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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