Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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