Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.