The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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has 75.90 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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has 75.81 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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has 75.81 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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has 75.73 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
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