The best Chuck Norris jokes

Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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has 65.58 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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has 65.55 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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