Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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