If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.