Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.