The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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has 62.74 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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has 62.69 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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has 62.53 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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