Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.