The best Chuck Norris jokes

Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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has 65.80 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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has 65.73 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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has 65.55 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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has 65.55 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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