The best Chuck Norris jokes

With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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has 75.48 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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has 75.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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has 75.42 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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has 75.28 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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