Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.