Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."