Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.