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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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