The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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has 74.40 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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has 74.29 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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has 74.08 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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