If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.