The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.