Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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