Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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