When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."