The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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