Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.