Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.