Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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