The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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