The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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has 65.16 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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has 64.98 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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