The best Chuck Norris jokes

When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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has 65.16 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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has 64.98 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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has 64.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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