The best Chuck Norris jokes

The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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has 71.97 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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has 71.85 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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