The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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