Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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