Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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