All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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