The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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has 75.73 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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has 75.73 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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has 75.66 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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has 75.66 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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has 75.66 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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has 75.65 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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