When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.