The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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