When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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