The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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