Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.