Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.