Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.