The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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has 67.18 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, money
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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has 66.78 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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has 66.53 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hospital
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