Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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