Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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