The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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