There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.