Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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