Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.