Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.