Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...