The best Chuck Norris jokes

There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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