The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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