Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.