The best Chuck Norris jokes

NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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