Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.