Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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