The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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has 66.45 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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has 66.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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