The best Chuck Norris jokes

Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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has 66.45 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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has 66.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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has 66.25 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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has 66.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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has 66.21 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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has 66.17 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
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