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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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