The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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