Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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