Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.