The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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has 72.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 72.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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has 72.46 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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