The best Chuck Norris jokes

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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has 75.97 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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has 75.97 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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