NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.