The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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has 63.05 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 62.85 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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has 62.80 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
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