The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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