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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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