Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.