The best Chuck Norris jokes

Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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has 62.40 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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has 62.40 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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has 62.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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has 62.37 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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has 62.36 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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