When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.