All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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