The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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has 61.92 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 61.92 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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has 61.56 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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