The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, internet
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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has 64.58 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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has 64.54 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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has 64.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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