Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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