The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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has 75.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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has 75.33 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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has 75.33 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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