If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.