The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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has 62.40 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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has 62.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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has 62.36 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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has 62.26 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
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