When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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