Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.