Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.