Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.