The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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has 75.51 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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