Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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