When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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