The best Chuck Norris jokes

Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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