The best Chuck Norris jokes

If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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