Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.