The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 73.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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has 73.40 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 73.10 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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has 73.01 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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