The best Chuck Norris jokes

With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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