Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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