The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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