Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.