Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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