Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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