Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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