The best Chuck Norris jokes

Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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