Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.