Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.