The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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has 64.14 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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has 64.10 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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has 63.96 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hospital
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