Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.