The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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