Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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