Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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