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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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