Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.