At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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