The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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has 74.81 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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