The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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has 72.62 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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has 72.56 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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has 72.56 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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has 72.45 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
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