Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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