The best Chuck Norris jokes

Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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has 71.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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has 71.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 71.22 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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has 71.16 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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