The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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has 64.26 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, internet
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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has 64.23 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
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