The best Chuck Norris jokes

NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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has 75.17 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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has 75.13 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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has 75.08 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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