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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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