The best Chuck Norris jokes

Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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has 75.24 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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has 75.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 75.17 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 75.05 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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has 75.03 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 75.01 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 75.00 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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