Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.