Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.