NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.