The best Chuck Norris jokes

At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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has 64.14 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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has 64.10 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
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has 64.03 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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has 63.96 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hospital
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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