Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.