Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.