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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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