The best Chuck Norris jokes

The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
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has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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has 74.97 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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