The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 64.54 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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