When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.