Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.