The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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