Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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