The best Chuck Norris jokes

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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