When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.