Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.