When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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