The best Chuck Norris jokes

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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