The best Chuck Norris jokes

Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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has 63.43 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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