Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.