Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.