The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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