Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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