Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.