The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 61.50 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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has 61.45 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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has 61.40 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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