The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.