The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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