The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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