The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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