The best Chuck Norris jokes

Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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has 71.12 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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has 71.09 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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has 71.09 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 71.07 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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has 71.07 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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