Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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