Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.