The best Chuck Norris jokes

When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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