Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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