The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
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has 71.45 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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