The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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has 64.14 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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has 64.10 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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has 64.10 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
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has 64.03 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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has 63.96 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hospital
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