The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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