Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.