Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.