Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.