King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
calls.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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