The best Chuck Norris jokes

King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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has 72.92 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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has 72.92 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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has 72.91 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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has 72.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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has 72.70 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 72.66 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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