The best Chuck Norris jokes

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drunk
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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