The best Chuck Norris jokes

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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