Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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