Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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