Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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