The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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