Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.