King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.