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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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