The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 61.50 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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has 61.43 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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has 61.38 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
He opens the door then turns the handle.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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