The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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