Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.