Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.