Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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