When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.