If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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