Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.