The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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has 75.23 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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has 75.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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has 75.17 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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has 75.13 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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has 75.03 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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