When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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