The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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