The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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