The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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has 74.97 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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has 74.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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