When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.