The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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has 62.12 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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has 62.06 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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has 61.98 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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has 61.95 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, internet
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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has 61.95 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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