The best Chuck Norris jokes

Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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has 73.80 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 73.64 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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has 73.60 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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has 73.60 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 73.54 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
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