The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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