Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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