The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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has 75.48 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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has 75.31 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
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