Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.