Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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