Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.