There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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