Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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