Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.