The best Chuck Norris jokes

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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