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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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