The best Chuck Norris jokes

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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has 75.60 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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has 75.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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has 75.53 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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has 75.51 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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has 75.46 % from 316 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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