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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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