Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.