If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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