Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.