If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.