The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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