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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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