Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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