Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.