Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.