Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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