The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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