Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.