Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.