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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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