Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.