The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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has 75.23 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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has 75.23 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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has 75.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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has 75.17 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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