The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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has 65.55 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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