There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.