Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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