The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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