When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.