The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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has 69.61 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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has 69.45 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 69.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
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