Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.