The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, time
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 74.37 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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