The best Chuck Norris jokes

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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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has 74.33 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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has 74.28 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 74.26 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
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