The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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has 74.40 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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has 74.39 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, technology
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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