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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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