Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage