The best Chuck Norris jokes

When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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