Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.