Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.