When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.