The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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