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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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