CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.