The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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