The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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