The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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