Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.