If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.