The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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has 74.40 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 74.29 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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has 74.28 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
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