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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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