Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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