Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.