Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.