For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.