The best Chuck Norris jokes

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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has 61.48 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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has 61.44 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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has 61.38 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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has 61.32 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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