The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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has 68.97 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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has 68.85 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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