Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.