Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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