The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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