If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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