The best Chuck Norris jokes

"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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