Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.