Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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