Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.