Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.