Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.