Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.