The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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has 73.83 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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has 73.80 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 73.75 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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