The best Chuck Norris jokes

Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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