The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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