Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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