The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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has 73.89 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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has 73.74 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 73.73 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 73.64 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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has 73.58 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
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