Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.