The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 73.64 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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has 73.60 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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has 73.58 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 73.58 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
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