The best Chuck Norris jokes

Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 64.26 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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