"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.