The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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has 68.56 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, phone
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