The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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has 61.48 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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