The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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has 59.56 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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has 59.56 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, life
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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has 59.50 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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has 59.45 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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has 59.40 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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has 59.21 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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has 59.17 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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