Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.