Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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