If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.