The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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has 61.32 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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