Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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