When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.