Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.