Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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