If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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