Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.