Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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