The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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has 74.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 74.71 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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