The best Chuck Norris jokes

2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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