The best Chuck Norris jokes

They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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