Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.