The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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