Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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