The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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