When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"