The best Chuck Norris jokes

Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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has 63.06 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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has 62.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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