If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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