Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.