The best Chuck Norris jokes

Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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has 74.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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has 74.54 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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