The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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has 70.03 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, golf
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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has 69.86 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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