The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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has 69.84 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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has 69.61 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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