Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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