The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions´╗┐ walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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