The best Chuck Norris jokes

Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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