When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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