The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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