When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.