When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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