The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.