The best Chuck Norris jokes

In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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