The best Chuck Norris jokes

Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 63.08 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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has 63.05 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
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