The best Chuck Norris jokes

The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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has 59.97 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 59.97 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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has 59.90 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
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