The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 63.08 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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