The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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has 74.40 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, technology
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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