The best Chuck Norris jokes

Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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has 63.51 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
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