The best Chuck Norris jokes

Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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