Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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