Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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