Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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