The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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has 64.29 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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