Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.