The best Chuck Norris jokes

In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 73.75 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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