The best Chuck Norris jokes

In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
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