Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.