The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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has 73.89 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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has 73.89 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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has 73.83 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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has 73.80 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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