In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.