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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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