Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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