The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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has 59.06 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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has 59.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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has 58.94 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, life
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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has 58.81 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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