The best Chuck Norris jokes

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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has 74.04 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 74.02 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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has 73.83 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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has 73.80 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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