We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".