The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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