Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.