The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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has 61.98 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dirty, masturbation
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
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