Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.