The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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has 69.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, phone, travel
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, stupid
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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has 69.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
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