Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.